Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Drug Mule

Now thats a nice ass...

Quebec Gold
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Quebec Gold

Ulric Rousseau outlines the many charms of his home province, climbing and otherwise.

The plane banks nose-hard to the left as my flight begins its descent. As it straightens out and starts to drop from 24 000 feet, I begin to make out the faint city lights of my home island silhouetted against the dark black nothingness of the St Lawrence seaway stretching into the night. Cocooned in my window seat, I cannot help but remember good times spent there; the girls stumbling out of bars in mini skirts at 3am, the Hollywood soundstages causing downtown gridlock havoc and the days I spent alone, iPod blasting, and my drill pounding away at untapped walls of bomber granite.

Within a 100 kilometres radius of Montreal there are more than 60 climbing areas which cover every aspect of modern rock-climbing. These include Rumney and Cathedral Ledge in New Hampshire, Shagg Crag in Maine (a short drive and a passport with visa will give you entry to the US without hassle). The far reaches of the Bas St-Laurent are also close, leading you north into the Appalachians and it’s deserted beaches for bouldering and white-pocketed granite climbing in Kamouraska.

The Laurentians

Within the Laurentians in the northwest lie countless crags surrounded by thousands of isolated mystical lakes that are open to explore and investigate year round.


Along highway 327, 200 feet tall green firs and red maples flash past as you punch the accelerator. Whizzing alongside hidden pristine lakes, up and down steep hills until, veering right, the huge 1.5-kilometre-long cliff of Weir suddenly appears from nowhere, bringing the joy-ride to an abrupt halt.

Weir stands 100 metres. More than 70 routes of all grades and styles await you, including Adagio, one of the most interesting 5.8 trade lines in the east. Another classic line, Temple Du Soleil checks in at 13a for 40 metres of mixed bolts and gear.

The left sidewall offers the ultra classic 11d Capitain Mon Capitain, with three more great lines to the right, respectively 12b, 12c, and 13b, from 22 to 32 metres. With all of them steeper than the next, you’ll get your one-day’s worth of burns quick enough.

Nine times out of ten you will have this world-class cliff to yourself, with no one to disturb you except possibly alien chit-chat spilling from a very large array of satellite dishes just a stone’s throw away.

To read the second half of this, see issue #89 of ROCK magazine..

This may be out of date but...

I am always behind the times when it comes to online vids. Enjoy, if you have not seen this already. Cheerio!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Jigga Jigga yeah!

My new license, fresh off the printer, totally ligit.

Yes, my nails are orange...LOL

10 things...

Ten things you didn't know about me…

1. I have a bathroom phobia, I can't change in the bathroom after taking a shower, I have to step into another room.

2. I have a sneaker fetich, if I walk into a skate shop, I always buy a pair. I own over 100 pairs of shoes, most of them are still in their box. When I move, its the biggest hassle.

3. I give away all the gear I get for free, sometimes even samples I am not supposed to. It has cost me more than one rep position.

4. I have a "penchant" for expensive nights out, good wine, and breaking glasses on the floor when the server takes to much time to see we are out of bread.

5. I scream like a girl if I see a cockroach.

6. i will pay for a hotel room, take a shower and use the Wifi, but I will sleep in my truck.

7. The older I get, the more sensitive I am to movies. I cry at all chick flicks, animated movies and even Rambo 4.

8. I can fix anything, anytime, anywhere. I can build a house, pour concrete, fixe a flat tire and even put together a kinder surprise toy without the instructions.

9. I live in a Storage unit, 300 square feet, no running water.

10. The most annoying sound for me is someone knocking on a door. It gives me goose bumps.

Friday, January 20, 2012

2012 Demo Tour

Its that time of year again ( well, coming up anyway ) and the demos are on. Here is the poster. Coming to a gym near you in March and April.

Ok, so here’s the 411. A demo is a chance for you to try, for free, all the gear that is
displayed. You can look, touch, feel, smell and even borrow all the goodies you’ve seen
online or in your partner’s gear bag. You can test out ropes, shoes, holds, pads etc...
All night, FOR FREE!

So mark the date, Facebook your friends, cancel that threesome and get your butt to the
gym early so you can have the pick of the litter. Pandamonium.

Oh, and did I mention all the FREE SWAG!

March 2012
20 Vertige Escalade, Sherbrooke QC 6-11pm
21 Boiler Room, Kingston ON 6-11pm
22 Coyote, Ottawa ON 6-11pm
23 Vertical Reality, Ottawa ON 6-11pm
24 Altitude, Gatineau QC 10am-6pm
26 Delire, Quebec City QC 6-11pm
27 Roc Gyms, Quebec City QC 6-11pm
28 Allez up, Montreal QC 6-11pm
29 Horizon Roc, Montreal QC 6-11pm
30 Action Directe, Laval QC 6-11pm
31 Vertical, Montreal QC 10am -5pm

April 2012
01 Guelph Grotto, Guelph ON 12-6pm
02 Boulderz, Toronto ON 6-11pm
03 Joe Rockheads, Toronto ON 6-11pm
04 True North, Toronto ON 6-11pm
05 U of Guelph Climbing Wall, Guelph, ON 6-11pm
06 Climber’s Rock, Burlington ON 6-11pm
07 Grand River Rocks, Kitchener ON 12-6pm

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Track of the Day!

I woke at 6am this morning and went for a small run, watching the sun rise over the intracoastal over my left shoulder, and then let it beat down on the right side of my face as I retraced my steps back home. I opened facebook after a few laps in the pool to de-stink, and it occurs to me, staring into the mirror in-front of me, that this is a pretty good life... Enjoy the music.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

La Sportiva

Well I was not gonna say anything... NOPE, yeah.

Here's a little sugar for ya coffee. LS & 514 represent YO! ( also happens to be my cities area code, no doubt )